As if I don't have enough UFO's

I really want to make this:
http://www.berroco.com/255.262/261/261_mabel_lg_pv.html

And this:
http://www.berroco.com/exclusives/pele/pele.html

And this:
http://www.berroco.com/exclusives/ponte_vecchio/ponte_vecchio.html

And this:
http://ax174.blogspot.com/2006/02/my-own-pattern-iv-cupcake.html

And one of those brimmed beanies, like this:
http://community.livejournal.com/20sknitters/1170152.html?thread=9051880#t9051880
...although I can't find a good pattern anywhere. Maybe I'll try to modify the Newsboy Hat from SNB: Nation.

Like I have the time for this ...... who am I kidding?